Sunday July 6th
2014 Top Band Multi-Tx DF
Organiser Tim P
Times 1:30 - 4:00 pm
Location - SW Colchester
Map
168 NGR
967222
Pub - The White Hart,
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Transcription
of Tim's scroll in
Times New Roman font follows
CAMOLODUNUM MULTI DF
The Battle Plan
Round up as many new and experienced gladiators as possible.
Select battle ground.
Direct new gladiators to sites A,B,F,G,I,J.
Expect expert gladiators to rise to the challenges of sites
R,S,Y,Z.
To permeate a Roman theme throughout the event (within
reason).
Battle Preparation
A good cross-section of gladiators volunteered for the
event.
The arena chosen was Needles Eye/Charity/Chest wood. This
had a Roman river running through it. The terrain would subject
gladiators to
mixed woodland, open space, water meadow, low brambles, tall nettles
and water
hazards. A,B,F,G,H,I were placed fairly close together but would allow
the new gladiators
to experience dfing over a good mixture of terrain. The triffids for
these Txs
were placed so as to be easy to spot. R and S would be more difficult
because
of access, Y and Z would be more difficult due to being hidden more
carefully.
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Gosbecks
Archaeological site provided a
convenient chariot
park; the Roman theatre provided a good open area away from power lines
to
assemble the cohort and start the event. This would mean that
gladiators would
have to travel about ½ km to get to the main arena after the first
transmission, hopefully spreading them out linearly, and laterally with
some
heading for R and S first. New gladiators could take it slowly and
focus on
practicing taking bearings on A.
The site
was first surveyed the week before, in the rain,
again the day before, in the rain,
and set up on the event morning, in
the
pouring rain. |
Cleopatra’s asp was spotted scampering through the wet
grass near
J. (Now he tells us!)
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Carpe
Diem
At
1.25 pm no gladiators were visible at the start (don’t
panic!) At least the Sun God had triumphed over the Rain God by now. By
1.27 a
motley troupe had assembled in the right place after leaving their
chariots in
the chariot park. Some had not heeded the warning to wear suitable
armour! Tx
A produced its war
cry as hoped at 1.30;
and shortly after the assembled multitude dispersed at irregular
intervals to
do a little Rome-ing.
Your scribe stayed with
newcomers Andy, Rosie and Bob all
afternoon to explain the use of the double edged receiver and provide
advice on
how to hunt down a Triffidus Minimus.
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Tim's ancient
Tx locator is shown left.
More
from him later, meanwhile those of rapidly approaching centurion status
new
little of his historic plans and were working from much larger maps.
With Joker J yours truly was heading SE,
from the larger map below it was clear that this would involve
following the path to the S then E down road and branch left by
Oliver's. Consulting my trusty mobile phone for my location
it
said " no map", could it be that electronic OS mapping didn't exist in
Roman Times? Despite the normal whacking and jumping on said
device nothing changed and I was forced to revert to a screwed up
papyrus substitute.
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Some competitors waste time
constructing excuses
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The map on the left showed paths but not all of
them! Purple and blue have been added to illustrate this ancient tale of woe. Steve and I both
turned left on a path too far N. Getting to the road I was
expecting to head down the road to pick up the next path but there was
one straight across the road. By now Steve was well ahead and
kept diving into to tracks trying to get S but there was only barbed
wire. Steve carried
on eventually getting to the Txs via the road I turned back
trying to locate the path at the back of the buildings (now obviously
500m to the S).
Two apparent
paths two set of houses.
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After
many attempts and
with over 20 minutes wasted I found a track but no path signs going S.
Another 500 m and I and J were getting strong,
obviously
close. I
searched my Latin phrase book for 'man with no known father'
as I
encountered nettles that were more than head height. Then 'oh joy' I
fell in a stream completely obscured by said overgrowth. Hacking
through never ending nettles I eventually got to 'J' and then
hacked on
through more towards 'I' eventually spotting that I (that is me) was
only about 10
metres from a 'wonderful glorious, nettle free path'!
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The
only
'good'
to come from this was that my exploits apparently encouraged others to
try off roading on their way to 'I'.
So ...... only
eight more
Txs to go ....... |
Meanwhile some were way ahead point grabbing!
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Philip and
Bob had nearly completed their tasks
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Why is
everybody so cheerful, I didn't get where I am today by
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Could you
find the path? I blame Timbearus Jokonus.
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Philip's
path, somewhat more efficient than mine and
Steve's. If you follow this
link and drag along the green line you can see his actual
run/stroll.
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4.00 pm gladiators had
assembled at the Standard to notch
up their kills and to exchange stories of heroism, folly and lack of
fitness.
I
was pleased not to have to utter “Et tu Brute” as a result of
dissatisfaction
in the way Rome
had been governed.
Position |
Competitor |
Handicap |
Joker |
A |
B |
F |
G |
I |
J |
R |
S |
Y |
Z |
Total |
Percent |
1 |
Philip C |
40 |
R |
26 |
23 |
32 |
32 |
15 |
13 |
80 |
32 |
32 |
26 |
271 |
100 |
2 |
Colin M |
0 |
Z |
8 |
40 |
20 |
20 |
17 |
23 |
0 |
17 |
40 |
80 |
265 |
97 |
3 |
Gary P |
65 |
Y |
32 |
32 |
40 |
40 |
26 |
15 |
0 |
15 |
52 |
32 |
219 |
80 |
4 |
Rosie M |
0 |
F |
9 |
9 |
52 |
26 |
23 |
20 |
32 |
40 |
0 |
0 |
211 |
77 |
5 |
Steve S |
75 |
S |
40 |
26 |
11 |
11 |
40 |
26 |
26 |
52 |
0 |
23 |
180 |
66 |
6 |
Roy E |
43 |
J |
11 |
11 |
8 |
9 |
32 |
80 |
20 |
23 |
0 |
0 |
151 |
55 |
7 |
Richard S |
0 |
G |
23 |
8 |
23 |
46 |
20 |
17 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
137 |
50 |
8 |
Rosie P |
0 |
* |
34 |
17 |
15 |
17 |
13 |
11 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
107 |
39 |
9 |
Bob S |
0 |
* |
40 |
13 |
13 |
15 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
98 |
36 |
10 |
Andy P |
0 |
* |
15 |
15 |
34 |
13 |
11 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
97 |
35 |
11 |
Colin F |
30 |
I |
13 |
20 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
32 |
23 |
20 |
0 |
0 |
95 |
35 |
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Over to Philip
‘R’ Claudius beats the Catuvellauni at Camulodunum.
This time pulled a decent Joker ‘R’ (usually its Y or Z) On
the long run down from Gosbecks it became clear that R & S were off
to the west, so set off on across the meadows only to encounter
problems getting across the first stream and through a thick field of
new saplings. Emerged into Olivers Lane close to S. R came back on but
by the time I reached the stream it went off with no sign of being
close – so took a run at S back across the lane – close, but nothing
obvious in the logged trees. So back to R, then back to S by which time
Rosy appeared just as I was narrowing the search area down. Rosy found
the Triffid but was persuaded to pass out the 32 points giving me time
to get a head start to run at R yet again. This was much further in, by
the stream still with 40 points, so returned the favour and handed out
the 32 points to Rosy. Getting back to the main footpath proved tricky
with the rest of the stations some way off, which may explain why
S&R remained untouched by the rest of the troops. | |
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the rest of the pack circling round the A station, backpack was
located, transmitter spotted, the triffid elusive under the
rhododendron until Steve sneaked off with the 40, Gary the 32 &
Richard the 23. So
off in the wrong direction for B, then very surprised to find 32 points
still at F & G. Decided then Y & Z had to be tackled and
were close by, further south. Approaching
Y it became clear that someone else (Colin M) had already done a good
job of knocking down the cover – but it did not lead direct to the
triffid. Gary eventually turned up and we converged where I managed at
last to find Y with 32 points. Gary had already done Z, but had wanted
Y as it was his joker (unlucky pick). Took several transmissions to find Y then struggled out to the main footpath past some grumpy local dogs.
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Some where along the way the tracker had dropped out and I had managed
to slice a cut through one finger which was bleeding fairly well. But
plenty of time for I & J at the other end of the wood, passing Tim
and novices, plus Colin Merry and Gary, with little points to make the
trip worth while. Ten stations in the bag by 3.24 pm. Met
up with Rosy back at the main station and made the mistake of
volunteering to get Y&Z. So another long walk, before turning for
home, bumping into the new Rosie & Andy with Richard, who had just
taken a tumble and needed some attention whilst looking to retrieve F.
Then the long, long drag back to the car park at Gosbecks, which
seemed the hardest slog of the day. Surprised to find nobody else had bagged all ten stations and to discover it was a winning score. No idea how I won the Multi Hero as it is numerically well beyond me!
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Very well
done
Philip, not only
did he win the Multi-Star but also pinched the Multi-Hero off
Steve.
See the Hero League link at the bottom
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As a Roman warrior Philip's difficulties with Multi-Math are predictable. Not only had the Romans not invented
electronic mapping they also struggled with Zero so the nearest we can get to is HP calculation is: XL plusimus L minimus Z aproximatous XC or
for the older generations of Romans: XXXX aggrematus
L lessthoumus FA is (within gnat's whiskermus) LXXXX
IDEA!!!! From now on each event will start with a 30 minute Multi-Entrance-Exam, this will require participants to demonstrate a sound knowledge of calculus and nettle crushing.
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Colin says “Secundus! Maximum Gratias”
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Congratulations
to Colin who came 2nd this time
after three 3rd places this year.
Others began their fitness regime ready for the next event on Aug 10th.
So back to Noli illegitimi carborundum for his
summary
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Post Mortem
Armour was exchanged for togas and a grand feast was had
(with many other cohorts) at the White Hart carvery. Opinions were
exchanged at
the forum.At
4.00 pm gladiators had
assembled at the Standard to notch
up their kills and to exchange stories of heroism, folly and lack of
fitness. I
was pleased not to have to utter “Et tu Brute” as a result of
dissatisfaction
in the way Rome
had been governed.
Nota bene
Steve – this was meant to be an off-woad event.
Phil – well done – you got to Sieze R first
Roy
– you should have heeded Tx I of marsh. A ditch is a common means of
defence;
the nettles were a bonus.
Gary
– get Agrippa and don’t beat about the bush.
Rosie M – a Christmas tree looks bare without a bauble on it.
Romans created
straight roads from one place to another – they trusted their bearings !
Veni Vidi Vici
Congratulations to Phillipus
on winning the event. Not only did he become July’s Caesar, crowned
with a
laurel garland, but also the new Super Nero. Colin M was thus promoted
to chief
supporting gladiator and presented with a magnificent bronze multi
purpose
trophy.
Thank you to all who
supported the event; well done to Andy,
Rosie and Bob for finding 6 transmitters and mastering the weaponry; we
can
look forward to Rosie P’s recordings of what went on !
Anyone for Greek ?
Timbo
Oh no,
marathon(s) next! Now where's m'
rumex obtusifolius?
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